The big news today, of course, is that Cursed Child tickets go on sale Wednesday and the very bizarre ticket-purchasing made started today. So this morning, I and thousands of my closest friends woke up, scrambled to check our emails and… nothing.

The weird “advanced notice that you can maybe buy tickets later” emails didn’t arrive until well after noon. And alas, I got this one:

Who knew this was even a thing? So I’ll be even more stuck to my phone on Wednesday. (If that’s possible.)

Kevin’s suggested all of us who fail to get tickets should go together in 2019, but in not sure if I can wait that long.

Did any of you get in? Do you think the stagecraft really does make up for the story? Do you have a person hookup I can exploit to get tickets anyway? Let me know in the comments!

P.S. My mss is at 6,000. Yup, I had to scrap it and start over, so that’s fun.