Beauty Routine

I don’t wear makeup.  Occasionally I’m smug about that fact, particularly when I walk past the makeup aisle and see the prices, but mostly it has no bearing on my life whatsoever.  To each their own, right?

Sometimes I wish I did wear face paint, because people who do can do some really incredible things, but I hate not being able to touch my face.  And how does lipstick not drive people bonkers?  I have a sneaking suspicion that I am just not grown up enough to handle makeup, despite my high school flirtation with blue eye shadow.

Despite my bare face, I don’t entirely leave my appearance unattended.  I do dye my hair.

I have not yet mastered the selfie either.
I have not yet mastered the selfie either.

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Analyzing a few books, part three

Here we are, dear readers, at the thrilling culmination of our weeks of research and curiosity.  Today we uncover the most sacred of knowledge- how long should a cozy be?

For the most part, I hear that contracts for cozies want you to write between 75,000 and 95,000 words, as I’ve said before.  But that’s too easy, so today I’m going to count the pages on all 17 books we’ve been using, and pick a random page for a word count.  Because I am just that dedicated.  Some of these books have tidbits at the back, like recipes or hints for their respective settings.  If they’ve got pages numbers, I’m going to include them:

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Analyzing a few books, part two

Two weeks ago I took a sample of of my cozy mysteries collection to see when the gruesome crime was discovered, setting off events in the rest of the book.  I didn’t learn much, but perhaps someone smarter than I could.  This week I want to see what cozy mysteries are more prone to- first person or third person.

First Person means a book is full of “I”s and “Me”s.  The reader only gets to know what the character knows, sees, and thinks.  They don’t get to hear another character’s thoughts or see something going on around the corner.  Basically, the entire thing is filmed from behind the protagonist’s eyes.

Third Person is more like god-mode.  The reader can see more than the protagonist does, although it’s by no means required.  It’s as if the ‘camera’ is floating above everything, filming whatever it likes.

The choice is purely the writer’s, of course, but it can have a lot of impact.  For one thing, readers like Kevin won’t touch first person with a ten-foot pole.  For another, third person can open up a bewildering number of possible avenues, not all of which will necessarily be viable for the story someone wants to tell.

With that cheery note, let’s press on!  All the books are in the same order as they were last time, so a particularly invested reader could see what sort of relationship might exist between the two characteristics.Read More »